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miuwi:

girl: *is cute *

me : OHh mygod oh my god do that again

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

onizenmaru:

the fact that Tsukiyama is only 1-2 years older than Kaneki is something I’ll never get over

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

matsuoska:

life is too short to deny that you are a big weaboo

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser